Kelly was a cheerleader in high school and always thought she had what it takes to become a true bimbo.  But having naturally black hair held her back and she was forced to embrace intellectual pursuits.  So, she became a lawyer.  Not long after, she desired a respectable job and auditioned to become Speakeasy’s official band stylist and Supreme Shoe Authority, but the band, being exclusively male, lacked all good taste and appointed her singer.

Now Kelly can be seen rocking the stage with her powerhouse vocals and questionable wardrobe selections for a rock show of pure energy and fun.  Kelly is known far and wide for her dynamic stage presence.  She is not known far and wide for having a very lady-like vocabulary.  She has fronted only one other band, but has belonged to a couple of gangs, most notably, the State Bar of Wisconsin.

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